TENNIS
offbeat
WORLD
Boozy crew puts brakes on Japanese luxury train
SOUTH EAST ASIA
Creepy find: German customs net tarantulas in cookie shipment
WORLD
Drunken Japanese official loses files on drug dealers
ENTERTAINMENT
Do the Donald! Trump dance takes US sport by storm
WORLD
Dream New Zealand job becomes flight of fancy
GENERAL
Namesake gathering in Tokyo smashes Guinness world record
WORLD
Bangladeshi burglar turns self in to flee angry mob
BUSINESS
Developers let Chinese farmers buy homes with fruit
WORLD
Dutch uni gets cyber ransom back … with interest
WORLD
Aussie PM crunches child in election photo-op own goal
SOUTH EAST ASIA
Lovesick man tries to row from Thailand to India for wife
WORLD
China gives ‘Fight Club’ new ending where authorities win
ENTERTAINMENT
Prince William headbangs to AC/DC to beat Monday blues
WORLD
Indian man caught with kilo of gold paste in rectum
WORLD
French home renovation yields rare gold coin treasure
WORLD
Canadian soldier faces jail for feeding troops pot-laced cupcakes
TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS
Topless Tongan faces ripped rival at Olympic opener
WORLD
Swedish prisoners demand pizza as ransom after taking guards hostage
SPORTS
‘Anti-sex’ beds at Olympic Village are sturdy, IOC say
WORLD
Drunk Indian buffaloes blow cover on contraband booze
WORLD
Nude Aussie sunbathers rescued, fined after deer run-in
PROPERTY
Parking spot at Hong Kong’s luxury condo sells for US$1.3 mil
WORLD